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Smells Like The Landlord’s New Yacht (Peony & Carmine Suede) Soy Wax Candle

Smells Like The Landlord’s New Yacht (Peony & Carmine Suede) Soy Wax Candle

$25.99

PEONY & CARMINE SUEDE A sultry midnight waltz—plump peony petals dripping in crimson, wrapped in butter-soft suede that smells like money and mischief. Light it when you want to feel expensive, untouchable, or dangerously close to the edge of good decisions.

Product Details 100% Soy Wax 7oz Glass Jar 30–35 Hour Burn Time Premium Peony & Carmine Suede Accord Clean-Burning Cotton Wick Phthalate-Free, Dye-Free Hand-Poured in San Francisco, CA

Fragrance Notes Top: Juicy Peony Bloom, Red Currant Kiss Middle: Crushed Velvet Suede, Warm Amber Base: Smoked Oud & Cashmere Musk

(Imagine a penthouse after dark—opulent, intoxicating, and quietly filthy.)

Why You’ll Love It Small-Batch Craftsmanship Ethically Sourced Ingredients Thoughtfully Formulated for Clean Burning Made with intention, not mass production

Ideal For Date nights that start with “just one drink” Power moves and quiet flexes Turning your apartment into a private club Gifting to someone who owns the room Any moment that deserves red lipstick energy

Candle Care Trim wick to ¼" before lighting. Allow a full melt pool on the first burn to avoid tunneling. Keep away from drafts and flammable materials.

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